We’re joined by the wonderful Brett Rader to talk about the mess that is the Super Mario Brothers Movie. Tom watched a fan edit of the movie on youtube which shaves 5 minutes from the total film. We also go into depth about what an existential nightmare a Waluigi game would be.
We’re joined by an actual film critic, Michael Henley, to talk about one of the year’s biggest bust, Geostorm. This movie has ridiculous codes, Jim Sturgess baby mullet and one of the most one-sided boss fights ever filmed. Gerard Butler doesn’t give a damn about the rules, he only cares about his space station. If there’s one thing this movie does, it reminds you how fun Armageddon is.
To celebrate Halloween, we sat down with Stay Dead’s Shannon Fahey to watch what was intended to be the “true” sequel to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre but ended up being a weird movie with future stars and no actual chainsaw related deaths. This movie has psycho hillbilly’s but the absolute worst person is still a bro named Barry.
We close our initial episodes by watching one of the worst things the guys who make terrible things ever made. This movie is filled with shit you forgot about 2008. It is not good by any metric and we’re glad these kind of movies aren’t that popular anymore.
This is the first of many episodes where we’ll pick films submitted to us through our social media to watch and record an episode on. Of the many films submitted, Rob O’Neil’s suggestion of the 1994 BDSM comedy was the clear winner. Dan Aykroyd goes way too far undercover in this movie. Rosie O’Donnell crushes it. Garry Marshall made this and there needs to be a commentary track somewhere with him.
We watch Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi and record a commentary track for what we’re calling this seasons Tommy Teardown. In this episode, Tom makes an argument to Andrew about why this beloved movie actually isn’t that great. You don’t need to watch this while listening to have a good experience. This movie is 2 movies in it and one of them’s awesome.